fluffyplant:

invisiblesbians:

4gifs:

The floor is lava. [vid]

This is one of the best gifs

omfg I’ve only ever seen the end part of this gif this is amazing

fluffyplant:

invisiblesbians:

4gifs:

The floor is lava. [vid]

This is one of the best gifs

omfg I’ve only ever seen the end part of this gif this is amazing

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via married-to-my-phone)

brownglucose:

king-emare:

chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes:

jamaicanamazon:

Lmaoo their faces.

Deadass serious and the flash was timed perfectly. Comedically speaking.

lmao

Lol that sat there and let him break in and be disappointed.

brownglucose:

king-emare:

chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes:

jamaicanamazon:

Lmaoo their faces.

Deadass serious and the flash was timed perfectly. Comedically speaking.

lmao

Lol that sat there and let him break in and be disappointed.

(Source: sizvideos, via married-to-my-phone)

joyeuxniall:

my friend was telling me this story about how this guy caddied for bill gates and at the end of the day he was expecting a big tip but bill gates was just like “alright thanks man see ya” and the next day the guy got a call and it was like “are you so-and-so?” and he was like “yeah…” and they were like “bill gates just paid off your student loans”

(via married-to-my-phone)

evilbisexualstiles:

thebritishwinchester:

there-are-some-who-call-me-tim:

duffy-fluffy:

eyelinerandjcrew:

MY FAVORITE POST

PLEASE TELL ME THAT PEOPLE IN BRITAIN ACTUALLY CALL THE USA “THE COLONIES”

Nah, it’s what we call the rest of the world, because most of the time, it’s accurate.

usualy when we say america it’s followed by a sigh and an eyebrow roll

an eyebrow roll

(Source: roymustache, via married-to-my-phone)

kvotheunkvothe:

thesassylorax:

everthorne:

judas was creepy as fuck

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Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.

"Hello, Jesus."
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."

(via ofmellarkandmen)

thornicating:

thornicating:

my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.” 

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(via married-to-my-phone)

Some of the most powerful pictures of all time.

(Source: joshifers-love-child, via married-to-my-phone)